my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via ferrickhistoryts)

— 2 days ago with 878330 notes


By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

(via fergussonweblogxz)

— 2 days ago with 59436 notes


why do you care if people have tattoos and piercings or if people don’t wanna shave their legs or who people wanna fuck with

literally why do you care what someone else does with their own body if they’re not hurting anyone

it doesn’t affect you and there are a lot better things for you to actually give a fuck about

y’all got to work on your fucks budget, spend your fucks more wisely

ration all y’alls fucks

(via thelesbianguide)

— 2 days ago with 14086 notes




I can never stop laughing at this

its called HUMAN rights not ICE CREAM rights

hahhahahaahahha these guys are running out of counter arguments 

(via uranalien)

— 3 days ago with 72074 notes



i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals

(via cincodegayo)

— 3 days ago with 248396 notes


this is important and more people need to understand this

(via uranalien)

— 3 days ago with 111560 notes

you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…


you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…

(via merihadalittlelamb)

— 3 days ago with 13697 notes